Ah, 2009, the year I fell off the crack wagon and onto my head. First
this happened, then
this. I don't even know.
Murphy Brown/Pundit RPF
Holding Pattern [
AO3] Murphy Brown/Rachel Maddow, Teen. Began 03/04/09; finished 05/12/09; posted 05/12/09. 1,622 words.
Love Is Like a Bottle of Scotch [
AO3] Murphy Brown/Linda Ellerbee, Teen. Began 03/26/09; finished 05/26/09; posted 05/26/09. 540 words.
Peanuts and Cracker Jacks [
AO3] Rachel Maddow/Murphy Brown, General Audiences. Began 05/12/09; finished 07/02/09; posted 07/02/09. 1,306 words.
The Good Life [
AO3] Murphy Brown/Rachel Maddow, Teen. Began 07/02/09; finished 07/08/09; posted 07/08/09. 1,295 words.
This all started when
bessemerprocess prompted
Rachel is out, but Murphy may never be for
lgbtfest. I may write one more story in this universe: I have a fragment of Rachel talking to Corky at nerdprom, and that setting would also allow Murphy and Ana to interact.
Babylon 5/Pundit RPF
Seven Things About Susan [
AO3] Susan Ivanova & Rachel Maddow, General Audiences. Written and posted 07/13/09. 959 words.
Yeah, this was also at
bessemerprocess's instigation.
Xena: Warrior PrincessThe Architecture of Our Time [
AO3] Melinda Pappas/Janice Covington, Explicit. Began 01/26/09; finished 07/23/09; posted 07/23/09. 5,443 words.
This is the longest thing I've written, and I don't think I got it quite right, but I don't think I got it all wrong, either.
Disney RPF
Showtime [
AO3] Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato, General Audiences. Began 11/10/09; finished 12/21/09; posted 12/12/09. 1,337 words.
Domestic Rites, Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato, Teen. Began 12/05/09; finished 12/21/09; posted 12/25/09. 1,945 words.
Kiss & Tell, Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato, General Audiences. Began 12/24/09; finished 12/25/09; posted 12/26/09. 324 words.
I cannot even. I think I started following
pirateygoodness after she wrote the Bleighton spy!AU, and then she posted about these Disney people and I ignored it because what do I care about that? And then...and then I did start to care and offered it for
yuletide and, well, here we are.
According to AO3, that's 14,771 words all together, every last one written within the year, which is an all-time fucking high for me. Thank you, crack. Except, it's not so crack-y because almost all of these stories are about the crushing psychic violence exerted by the closet. Which, um. Do I have residual closet issues I am not aware of? Something to ponder.